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\"12\"FRIEDA: Oh, great search eagle. Where can we find the New Moose?<\/strong>
\n Eaglebot [slyly]: \u201cYou will find the New Moose on Safe Island.<\/strong>
\n MOOSE: I have my doubts, but he can search for anything. Hop on!<\/strong>
\n NARRATOR: As they journey back to Safe island, on the Moose\u2019s back, a debate arises among the group. There are Optimists and Pessimists about the open Internet.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

[optimists]
\nGlobality! Globality! Whatever could go wrong?
\nGlobal connectivity
\nMakes us that many times more strong<\/p>\n

[pessimistic chorus spoken]
\nWAIT
\nThe Net holds every creature known to Dog UH-OH!
\nNot everyone will put your interests first. WHY NOT?!
\nYou could face a future in some gulag. GOO? EWWW!
\nOr lose your reputation \u2014 or even worse! DO YOU MEAN\u2026?
\nGlobality! Globality! It’s dangerous online BOOGA BOOGA
\nGlobality, Globality to that we won\u2019t resign UH-UH<\/p>\n

[optimists spoken]
\nHEY, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY
\nThe diversity of online life is thrilling. I\u2019M THRILLED!
\nSo many different folks with different lives. VIVA LA!
\nIt’s clear you won’t find all of them fulfilling THAT’S OK
\nBut you could find good teachers, lovers, even wives! DO IT! AND HUSBANDS!
\nGlobality! Globality! whatever could go wrong! ONWARD!
\nGive us net neutrality and we\u2019ll plunge right in headlong. FEET FIRST FOR ME<\/p>\n

[pessimists]
\nON SECOND THOUGHT\u2026
\nThey call it Safety Island for good reason. UH-HUH!
\nThe Friendly Pigs make rules that keep us safe. THANK YOU, PIGGIES
\nOn the Net folks do damn well what they please ‘n
\nCheat ‘n steal n\u2019 lie right to your face. BAD PLACE!
\nGlobality! Globality! It’s such a sham reality. SHAM ON YOU!
\nGlobality, a fact we need not heed. SO THERE!<\/p>\n

[optimists]
\nON THIRD THOUGHT
\nHow wonderful to join a different rule set. YES!
\nYou may find one you like much more. YOU WILL!
\nLet’s go and find those you have not met yet GO FOR IT!
\nSo exciting, really, to explore. EXPLORE!
\nGlobality! Globality! it’s never been like this before. NEVER !
\nGlobality! Globality! the future’s an open door! HELLOOOO! STEP RIGHT THROUGH<\/p>\n

Music by Mario Tosto; Lyrics by Mario Tosto & David Johnson<\/p>\n

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