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\"1\"Sung by Sammy<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"15.1\"MOOSE: Very Nice. Very Nice. Thank you, Penguins. Now, do you, Frieda, take this overly enthusiastic puppy to be your companion for the exploration of a free and open Internet?<\/strong>
\n FRIEDA: I extremely do!<\/strong>
\n MOOSE: Do you, Freddie – Freddie, over here – agree to boldly go into frigid and uncharted waters in the company of this charming and beautiful companion?<\/strong>
\n FREDDIE: (gulp) I do.<\/strong>
\n MOOSE: Very well, now, I now pronounce you BFF.<\/strong>
\n FREDDIE: (clueless) BFF? What\u2019s that?<\/strong>
\n FRIEDA: (joyful) BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!<\/strong>
\n NARRATOR: On a nearby hill, a Pig is watching.<\/strong>
\n PIG: Holy Sow! We won\u2019t get our big data if they all leave Safe Island for the free and open Internet! It\u2019s time to order the ATTACK!!!<\/strong>
\n attack buzzer sounds<\/strong>
\n NARRATOR: Sammy the seal of disapproval, and ex- boyfriend of Frieda\u2019s, rallies his bully buddies to surround and harass the wedding party.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"15.2\"<\/strong>We are the seals of disapproval
\nIf we do not approve of you
\nWe will see to your removal
\nWe will soon dispense with you.
\nYou’re done.
\nFate sealed.
\nStamped out.<\/p>\n

We put our stamp of disapproval
\nOn those who venture to the open sea
\nSome have said it’s a bit too feudal
\nBut we\u2019ve got stamps that disagree.
\nThey’re done.
\nFate sealed.
\nStamped out.<\/p>\n

We are the seals of disapproval
\nMy love life\u2019s gone to the dogs
\nSo my gang’ll fight until we move all
\nThose puppies to an icy gulag.
\nIt\u2019s war!
\nFate sealed.
\nStamped out.
\nChill, Freddie, chill!<\/p>\n

\"15.3\"<\/strong>We are the seals of disapproval
\nAnd this kind of union isn\u2019t gonna do
\nIt\u2019s a threat and a gross refutal
\nOf all the world has been accustomed to.
\nIt\u2019s wrong.
\nBe gone.
\n\"15.4\"<\/strong>Fate sealed.
\nDepleted.
\nDefeated.
\nObsoleted.
\nFate sealed.
\nStamped out!<\/p>\n

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Sung by Sammy Your browser does not support the audio element. MOOSE: Very Nice. Very Nice. Thank you, Penguins. Now, do you, Frieda, take this overly enthusiastic puppy to be your companion for the exploration of a free and open Internet? FRIEDA: I extremely do! MOOSE: Do you, Freddie – Freddie, over here – agree … Continue reading 15. Seals of Disapproval<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":27,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"moosic-box2.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-107","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t