{"id":557,"date":"2014-02-23T08:38:23","date_gmt":"2014-02-23T16:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/?page_id=557"},"modified":"2014-09-16T10:40:16","modified_gmt":"2014-09-16T17:40:16","slug":"cast-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jeffersonmoosical.com\/?page_id=557","title":{"rendered":"Cast"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Moose that Brought the News<\/h2>\n

Originally used by Thomas Jefferson to show the Old World that the New World was not degenerate, he urges the puppies to find a “new moose” to show doubters of the Internet that it should be explored and should remain open and free.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Freddie<\/h2>\n

An “early adopter” puppy who is eager to explore and find the New Moose and, in the process, falls in love.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Frieda<\/h2>\n

An extremely friendly penguin who, by inspiring the “pupulace” to trust in the power of love, helps to secure the ultimate victory over fear of malice and the unknown.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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The Puppies<\/h2>\n

Convinced by the Old Moose, they are eager to explore the internet.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The Wise Old Dogs<\/h2>\n

Ignorance about the Internet is a bliss they prefer. They try to warn the puppies, but since when have the youth listened to their parents?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Rooski Mafiooski<\/h2>\n

They offer “pretty good privacy” as an inducement to click on their malware.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Penguineers<\/h2>\n

Though dubious about Frieda’s trusting nature, they are eager to explore.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The Platform Pigs<\/h2>\n

F-A-T-! Piggies — They try to keep the pupulous on their “Safe Island,” so they can gorge on Big Data.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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LOL Cats<\/h2>\n

They love to entertain, and are constantly tied to their Devices \u2014\u00a0\u00a0but they are frustrated about never getting paid.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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The Eaglebot<\/h2>\n

From up on high he keeps his watch, seemingly able to find anything (even a New Moose) and predict the future. A natural ally of the Platform Pigs.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Sammy the Seal<\/h2>\n

Jilted by Frieda, he takes revenge by summoning his buddies to try to bully the pupulous into staying on Safe Island.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Commons Sheep<\/h2>\n

They work together and share everything, producing amazing results.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Moose that Brought the News Originally used by Thomas Jefferson to show the Old World that the New World was not degenerate, he urges the puppies to find a “new moose” to show doubters of the Internet that it should be explored and should remain open and free. Freddie An “early adopter” puppy who … Continue reading Cast<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":35,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"about.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-557","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t