{"id":82,"date":"2014-01-30T10:21:52","date_gmt":"2014-01-30T10:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=82"},"modified":"2020-12-12T14:34:10","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T19:34:10","slug":"3-rooski-mafiooski","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jeffersonmoosical.com\/?page_id=82","title":{"rendered":"03. Rooski Mafiooski"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"responsive\" src=\"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/3banner.png\" alt=\"1\" \/><strong>Sung by RM<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><audio controls><source src=\"http:\/\/pthosted.com\/moosical-audio\/03 Rooski Mafiooski.mp3\" type=\"audio\/mpeg\">Your browser does not support the audio element.<\/audio><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>But since when have the young ever listened to their parents? The puppies are too excited to give a up a chance to explore the internet &#8212; so the Moose offers to give them a ride to the nearest island where they might search for the New Moose.\u00a0<\/em><em>Unfortunately, the nearest island is Malware Island &#8212; only a click away. A dark cloud hangs overhead and in the middle is a mountain of trash. The exploration party is greeted by a group of shady looking wolves in trench coats.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-917\" src=\"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/3.1.png\" alt=\"3.1\" width=\"84\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jeffersonmoosical.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/3.1.png 84w, https:\/\/jeffersonmoosical.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/3.1-80x150.png 80w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 84px) 100vw, 84px\" \/>Ha-ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha, ho ho!<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the Internet<\/p>\n<p>Relax your guard, my trusting pet<br \/>\nSee racy sites or place a bet<br \/>\nAnd do it all, do not forget<br \/>\nIn pretty good privacy<\/p>\n<p>Ha-ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho,<br \/>\nin pretty good privacy<br \/>\nHa-ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho,<br \/>\nin pretty good privacy<\/p>\n<p>A wild frontier with rubber rules<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/3.2.png\" alt=\"3.2\" width=\"160\" height=\"120\" \/><br \/>\nWe take your time, your cash, your jewels<br \/>\nAnd with our ever-clever tools<br \/>\nWe take your own identity<br \/>\nha-ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho<br \/>\nIn perfect privacy ha-ha-ha-ha ho-ho-ho-ho!<\/p>\n<p>Enter, dear, don&#8217;t listen to that silly Moose<br \/>\nThe times have changed since Jefferson<br \/>\nClick click away, click anything you choose<br \/>\nHa-ha-ha ho-ho in pretty good privacy.<br \/>\nHa-ha-ha ho-ho in pretty good privacy.<br \/>\nClick, click, click-click-click<br \/>\nClick, click ha-ha, ho-ho.<\/p>\n<p>Words &amp; Music by Mario Tosto<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/?page_id=77\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/prev.png\" alt=\"prev\" width=\"101\" height=\"45\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/?page_id=84\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-999\" src=\"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/next.png\" alt=\"next\" width=\"101\" height=\"45\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sung by RM Your browser does not support the audio element. But since when have the young ever listened to their parents? The puppies are too excited to give a up a chance to explore the internet &#8212; so the Moose offers to give them a ride to the nearest island where they might search &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jeffersonmoosical.com\/?page_id=82\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">03. Rooski Mafiooski<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":27,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"moosic-box2.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-82","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Sung by RM Your browser does not support the audio element. But since when have the young ever listened to their parents? 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