{"id":84,"date":"2014-01-30T10:24:42","date_gmt":"2014-01-30T10:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=84"},"modified":"2020-12-12T14:38:52","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T19:38:52","slug":"4-devices","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jeffersonmoosical.com\/?page_id=84","title":{"rendered":"04. Devices"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Sung by the LOLcatz<\/strong>
\n<\/tt><\/p>\n

\"4.1\"FREDDIE:\u00a0 Well, it doesn\u2019t look like we\u2019ll find the New Moose here! Let\u2019s check a map.<\/strong><\/p>\n

NARRATOR: iLand Island looks more promising. It\u2019s close at hand and is described in travel brochures as free of nasty bugs. Pretty icons hang from the trees.\u00a0<\/em>Upon arrival, the puppies are greeted by a small group of cool cats who are all holding different kinds of electronic devices.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

FREDDIE:\u00a0 Uh, excuse me. Might there be a moose somewhere around this island?<\/strong><\/p>\n

NARRATOR:\u00a0 But the cats just continue to stare at their screens. Finally, they look up, notice the puppies, ignore their request and break into this pitiful song:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"4.2\"Devices, devices,
\nThey lead to all our vices<\/p>\n

My smartphone won’t let me alone
\nIt’s always in-
\n-terrupting<\/p>\n

Devices, devices,
\nMy browser has a mind of its own
\nI tell you it’s corrupting<\/p>\n

Devices, devices,
\nThey lead to all our vices<\/p>\n

This constant tweet and twitter
\nIs making me quite bitter<\/p>\n

Devices, devices,
\nThey lead to all our vices
\nDevices, devices,
\nDevices, devices
\nDevices, devices<\/p>\n

Words & Music by Mario Tosto<\/p>\n

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Sung by the LOLcatz Your browser does not support the audio element. FREDDIE:\u00a0 Well, it doesn\u2019t look like we\u2019ll find the New Moose here! Let\u2019s check a map. NARRATOR: iLand Island looks more promising. It\u2019s close at hand and is described in travel brochures as free of nasty bugs. Pretty icons hang from the trees.\u00a0Upon … Continue reading 04. Devices<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":27,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"moosic-box2.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-84","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t