{"id":90,"date":"2014-01-30T10:35:35","date_gmt":"2014-01-30T10:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=90"},"modified":"2020-12-12T14:42:34","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T19:42:34","slug":"7-lolcatz-unite","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jeffersonmoosical.com\/?page_id=90","title":{"rendered":"07. LOLcatz Unite!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"1\"Sung by the LOLcatz<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"7.1\"<\/strong>MOOSE: It\u2019s great here on iLand island. But we have to find the New Moose!<\/strong>
\n Freddie: Oh, yeah. The New Moose is all about a free and open Internet, not some locked down device! Let\u2019s go to an island where anyone can do anything, just for fun!<\/strong>
\n NARRATOR: One of the creative cats says:<\/em><\/strong>
\n CAT: Yeah, I\u2019ll show you <\/strong>\"7.2\"<\/strong>the way.<\/strong>
\n NARRATOR: And so, on the back of the Old Moose, the puppies arrive at LOLCat island. They\u2019re\u00a0 astonished to be greeted by a cat wearing moose antlers!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

LOLCat: I can be Mooz?<\/strong>
\n NARRATOR: But it soon appeared that some of the LOLCats themselves were trying to close down the <\/em><\/strong>\"7.3\"<\/strong><\/strong>open Internet. A particularly fat LOLCat is giving a speech to a restless crowd in front of some broken down sheds.<\/em><\/strong>
\n Fat Cat: We do all the entertaining, but no one wants to give us any milk!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

CROWD: LOL LOL LO LO LOL!<\/p>\n

LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
\nWe have nothing to lose but our copyright.
\nLOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
\nWe have nothing to lose but our copyright.<\/p>\n

File sharing is evil\"7.4\"<\/strong><\/strong>
\nWon’t give us our due
\nWe prance and we pounce
\nTo bring pleasure to you – and whaddya do?<\/p>\n

How can you stiff us
\nWe need to be paid
\nIf we band together
\nMaybe we won’t be so afraid.<\/p>\n

LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
\nWe have nothing to lose but our copyright.
\nLOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
\nWe have nothing to lose but our copyright<\/p>\n

It’s not in our nature
\nTo act all as one
\nSo we must align
\nor we’ll be undone.<\/p>\n

\"7.5\"<\/strong>Let’s find a policeman
\nTo track down the crooks
\nTo find them and stop them
\nIn all of their nasty nooks .<\/p>\n

LOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
\nWe have nothing to lose but our copyright.
\nLOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
\nWe have nothing to lose but our copyright.
\nLOLcatz Unite! LOLcatz Unite!
\nWe have nothing to lose but our copyright!<\/p>\n

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