{"id":94,"date":"2014-01-30T10:39:58","date_gmt":"2014-01-30T10:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=94"},"modified":"2020-12-12T14:53:10","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T19:53:10","slug":"9-the-protection-quartet","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jeffersonmoosical.com\/?page_id=94","title":{"rendered":"09. The Protection Quartet"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"1\"Sung by the F-A-T-! Piggies<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"9.1\"FREDDIE: This is all very impressive. But we can\u2019t use sheep to persuade the old dogs that the Internet is a special new place! Those Wise Old Dogs are used to HERDING sheep. They\u2019ll think all this sharing is anarchy, communism, or worse: Socialism!<\/strong>
\n FREDDIE: I know, let\u2019s ask Frieda to help! She has friends everywhere. Maybe some of them can help us find the New Moose.<\/strong>
\n FREDDIE: Frieda — will you join us in our search for the New Moose?<\/strong>
\n FRIEDA: Yes! I\u2019ll meet you in the middle of Central Island<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"9.2\"NARRATOR: Freddie and Frieda arrive on opposite coasts of Central island. As Freddie\u2019s group lands, an Old Dog remarks:<\/strong>
\n OLD DOG: The Internet certainly is exceptional. But there\u2019s some really weird **bleep** out there!<\/strong>
\n NARRATOR: Just then, some pigs appear.<\/strong>
\n PIG: Don\u2019t worry, the Platform Protection Quartet is here to help!<\/strong><\/p>\n

We will protect you
\nAgainst all these harms.
\nJust give us your business<\/p>\n

We’ll spare you alarms.
\nWe have to know what you are doing
\nof course, of course, of course
\nto keep you safe!<\/p>\n

Don’t bother making
\nYour own content
\nWe’ll send you our best stuff
\nYou send us payment.<\/p>\n

We have to know who you’ve been liking
\nof course, of course, of course,
\nwho’s in cahoots
\nof course, of course, of course<\/p>\n

Music by Mario Tosto; Words by David Johnson & Mario Tosto<\/p>\n

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