{"id":99,"date":"2014-01-30T10:46:07","date_gmt":"2014-01-30T10:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themoosical.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=99"},"modified":"2020-12-12T14:56:49","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T19:56:49","slug":"11-the-eaglebot","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jeffersonmoosical.com\/?page_id=99","title":{"rendered":"11. The Eaglebot"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"1\"Sung by The Eaglebot<\/strong><\/p>\n

FREDDIE: It looks like we\u2019ve been searching for the New Moose in all the wrong places.<\/strong>
\n FRIEDA: Yeah. We need to search for a way to find the moose, not for the Moose itself. Let\u2019s go meta!<\/strong>
\n MOOSE: There\u2019s an island for that! Search Island.<\/strong>
\n FREDDIE & FRIEDA: \u201cOff to search island we go!\u201d<\/strong>
\n NARRATOR: But, meanwhile, on Search Island, the Eaglebot had been in touch with the Pigs and is already waiting for the band of explorers to arrive. Search island is a barren place, with a huge mountain of data in the middle. At the top of the mountain, the Eaglebot, with mechanical wings and laser eyes, brags about his awesomeness.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"11.1\"Chorus:
\nFrom up on high I keep my watch
\nOn the pupulace as they come and go
\nTaking down every word and move
\nAs day by day the data flow
\nNo need to tell me what you’ve got<\/p>\n

I am the great all-seeing
\nEaglebot<\/p>\n

\"11.2\"Verse1:
\nOur tight controls and monied schemes
\nAre doomed if they find another moose
\nTrusting in my select search routines
\nI’ll distract them with confusing news<\/p>\n

Verse2:
\nI’ll tell them I have joined their search
\nAnd where to go to gain their prize
\nThat’ll leave them in the lurch
\nTrusting my advice and not their eyes.<\/p>\n

\"11.3\"Chorus
\nVerse3
\nI’ll keep them busy and preoccupied
\nBecause I govern all cyberspace
\nThey’ll never know they’ve been compromised
\nI’ll send ’em on a wild moose chase!<\/p>\n

Verse4
\nWhen asked to serve my country I said yes!
\nI was such an eager volunteer
\nI grab data with such finesse
\nThat into the future I can peer<\/p>\n

CHORUS
\nFrom up on high I keep my watch
\nOn the pupulace as they come and go
\nTaking down every word and move
\nAs day by day the data flow
\nOh what a friend those Piggies got
\nA weapon of moose destruction I’m the
\nEaglebot
\nA weapon of moose destruction I’m the
\nEaglebot<\/p>\n

Words & Music by Mario Tosto<\/p>\n

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Sung by The Eaglebot Your browser does not support the audio element. FREDDIE: It looks like we\u2019ve been searching for the New Moose in all the wrong places. FRIEDA: Yeah. We need to search for a way to find the moose, not for the Moose itself. Let\u2019s go meta! MOOSE: There\u2019s an island for that! … Continue reading 11. The Eaglebot<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":27,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"moosic-box2.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-99","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t