Sung by Freddie and Frieda

PIG: So, now that we’re in charge we’re renaming this island to Safe Island. If you stay here, you will have nothing to worry about.
FREDDIE: Well, I really want to get on with the exploration, but I’ll certainly stay here long enough to meet Frieda!
NARRATOR: Freddie and Frieda have a date to meet in
person, face to face, for the first time. They walk toward each other from opposite sides of the island, heads down and texting all the way. Which is why they almost bump into each other as they sing about their relationship.

[Freddie & Frieda]
We met on the internet
And fell in love right away
But face to face we never met
That is until today.

[spoken]
Hello Frieda I’m Freddie
Frieda: Uh, I didn’t know you were a dog.
Freddie: I had no clue you were a penguin.

Freddie:
Could we be compatible?
I’m a mammal, you’re a …bird(?)
Things might just get difficult,
Or so I think I’ve heard.

[Both]

We met on the internet
And fell in love right away
Face to face today we met
And all we can, all we can say…

Freddie: So, whaddya say, Frieda?
Frieda: Let’s Duet!

Both:
Puppy love and penguin passion
Are really just the same
Words for deeper feelings that can
be quite hard to name.

[spoken]
Frieddie: Are you having second thoughts?
Frieda: No. I was just thinking…

Frieda:
Could we have a family.
Probably we would adopt.
How legal would that be?
True love can’t be stopped.

Freddie:
Your folk might not take to me.
I prefer some solid ground.
You dress so formally,
While, as you can see, I just mess around

Frieda:
Your clan could reject me.
I tend to like the cold.
Rejection can’t affect me

We’ll be brave and bold.
Freddie: I know you’re brave
Frieda: I know you’re bold.
Freddie (dubiously): I could dress up a bit and learn to like the cold.

Both:
Puppy love and penguin passion
Are really just the same.
Words for deeper feelings that can
Be quite hard to name.
But they still mean the same!

We met on the Internet
Freddie: I’ll be your Romeo
Frieda: I’ll be your Juliet
Both: Into the future we go.
Into the future we go

Words by Mario Tosto & David Johnson; Music by Mario Tosto